Dick

_{A ROSE BY MANY OTHER NAME}
^{ink and oil on canvas board}

Rule Number One Boys

Always always always wear your hair in such a way as to invoke in your favorite the strong, unquenchable, and undeniable desire to give you a haircut; this will give her the sound sure evidence she needs to believe you don't care what you look like to others or what anyone else thinks of you, but more importantly it will further fulfill her natural unquenchable, undeniable need to immediately improve you.